I haven’t much time so this is a bit of a rough draft.
A lot of the detail I'll just have to leave to your imagination.
Don’t worry, it’s easy.
The only thing I know for sure is that I want thirty characters involved.
They don’t need names, you can think some up if you want to.
Whatever names you like, I don’t mind.
You could call them all the same name.
Thirty Berts.
Actually, I'd rather they weren't all men.
And not all whites either.
I’d never have all whites.
Not to be politically correct but there are
thirty people for god's sake.
They can only be all white if you're not white.
Or if you've got a really good reason.
I don't even know why I brought that up.
Let's just have a sensible mix.
Now, I’ve not thought of what they’ll be doing.
Not at all.
Just get them up and about.
Get them busy.
If you're stuck for an idea they could
help you to come up with one.
They could all be inspired writers if you like.
Surely you can get something good out of them.
If not then we're really fucked.

Tiny Finger Point